Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via officialwhitegirls)


garlic bread is why i am where i am today

(via textpostsrus)


I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via discomforted)



me when i swallow


(via ionlyfollowbadblogs)


im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via hula-hips)


You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via frostsyndrome)



You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via doorfin)